"Yeah?" Mal asked. "I guess this is the part where I'm supposed to have manners and say it is nice to meet you too, or something. But given you just barged into my room? Not so much." She tossed the can aside and dropped onto one of the beds. "But here, let me save some time and guess. Somehow Ally wished for a boyfriend, holding Jordan's lamp, and poof, here you are, now they need to get you back before FG finds out and gets her wand in a twist over accidental magic, so of course you came to a villian, because of course we don't care about the law. I got the nutshell?"

"Actually," Jordan started.

"He is a hero and wants to take down King Beast. Well, former, I suppose. Does that still count as regicide?"

Mal put a hand over her face. "I am certain I do not want to know. At all."